Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We talked him into tasing himself.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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