So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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