i think i scared a bird with my dick
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Let's paint friendship bongs
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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