why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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