How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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