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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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