Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy

(1-313): View more from Michigan

You shut your mouth

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(253): View more from Washington

i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money

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(540): View more from Virginia

i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.

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(817): View more from Texas

Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.

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(937): View more from Ohio

they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend

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(804): View more from Virginia

i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry

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(310): View more from California

It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.

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(707): View more from California

According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.

(253): View more from Washington

You called the wrong number but I salute you.

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