it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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