So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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