No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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