Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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