Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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