my mouth tastes like poor choices
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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