yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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