I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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