didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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