Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
