Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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