How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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