So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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