"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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