And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
