I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize