best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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