it was like his penis was on wheels.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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