I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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