idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
