the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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