dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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