What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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