is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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