You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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