I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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