No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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