How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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