You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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