Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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