so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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