Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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