Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
