Bisexual people are plain selfish.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Can you bring me the toilet please
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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