I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
you never un-have a 4some
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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