I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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