So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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