3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
"it" just moved
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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