you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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