I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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