Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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