Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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