dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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