WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
It was confusing and full of hummus
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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