We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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