So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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