we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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