You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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