i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
